Wednesday, May 25, 2016

towel day

always ready for towel day. this towel has been in my desk since I started this job last summer. you just never know when you will need your towel!!


also a shirt for my favourite 🍸


Thursday, April 21, 2016

ONE MONTH ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!

PREACHER T-MINUS 1 MONTH 1 DAY
HOLY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD SEE ACTUAL TELEVISION, BUT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!!! I THINK I PEED MY PANTS A LITTLE. HOLY SHIT!














Thursday, June 11, 2015

An american Stereotype??

What do the Japanese thnk of Americans after seeing this?


gun totting 3 year olds! some guy did see her walking with it and stared at us.  lol

Thursday, June 4, 2015

"look at their butts" - piper

here's piper in the tokyo haneda airport at one of the gift shops. she saw a bunch of those solar powered moving toys and oddly the first one she noticed was some sumo wresters and said "look at their butts".... sigh....

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

i am teh riche$!!!!!

Attention,
We have deposited the check of your fund ($1.5USD) through money gram department after our final meeting regarding your fund, All you will do is to contact money gram director dr willam call [random telephone number here] He will give you direction on how you will be receiving the funds daily.Remember to send him your Full information to avoid wrong transfer such as,

OMG I AM TEH RICHE$!!!!! $1.5 WHOLE US DOLLA$$$$$$$!!!!

May the 4th be with you!

ok, screw the star wars machete order i've decided.  here's the troutsoup order. its much simpler and doesn't need the pages of explaination.  grab the harmy despecialized editions that are mentioned in the machete order page. they're basically HD quality versions without the lucas 1990-2000 tinkering. as close to the original releases as is possible, put together from various HD sources.

anyhow. here's the order....

star wars...


empire strikes back...






return of the jedi...





and lastly....





its simple, it has no jar-jar, no trade negotiations, no pod racing, no CGI overload, no long song and dance bits, it does have the schwartz and the combination only an idiot would use on their luggage. seriously, its that simple!

for bonus points you can see them in real troutsoup order!!!  empire (theater), jedi (theater), star wars (vhs rental), spaceballs (theater)

Thursday, February 26, 2015

RIP richard....

richard's obituary

i got some of the worst news i've had in awhile the other day. my old roommate richard died. i lost touch with him probably 15 years ago after i moved out of youngstown. when i visit friends from there, none seemed to know what happened to him.

how did i meet richard? he was new in town and dancing like crazy at cedars. i dont even remember who was playing. i ended up talking to him and he said he'd been sleeping in his car. he wanted to be in youngstown to be close to his daughter and had just moved up from south carolina. i had a roommate move out recently and said the room was his but since i didnt know him if it didn't work out i'd give him time to find somewhere else to live.

forward 5 or so years he was the best fucking roommate ever. i could tell stories for weeks but man, fuck i'm getting too choked up typing this. maybe another time... i really wanted to say more...

sorry buddy, japan doesn't have 40s, so a 500 mL can will have to do. fucking one time i dont like the metric system.